New celebrity hijacker Brian Sewell addressed the housemates for the first time at around noon yesterday, referring to himself as "the voice of God", he soon had some stern words for Scotsman John.

John, who was wearing a fluffy sun visor, was told off by Brian, who scolded: "Take that silly thing off your head. If you're going to grow up to become a politician, not only should you keep your microphone on but you should dress accordingly. You can't respect somebody who makes an ass of themselves." Clearly upset, John sighed: "It's going to be a long day."

However, John wasn't the only housemate to earn Sewell's criticism, with the entire group receiving a dressing down. The main source of the art expert's irritation was the absence of discipline: "You sleep at any old time and eat at any old time. There is no attempt within the 12 of you to run a house. The bedroom is a mess, the dining area is a mess, some of you are eating now. I'm not sure you should be eating when you are being spoken to."

After the housemates received their telling off, Brian attempted to bring a touch of class to proceedings with a new task: preparing a formal dinner of four courses, with the art critic selecting siblings Emilia and Victor to head up the challenge, basing the menu on their Italian heritage.

The preparations for the four course meal began in earnest when the food ingredients, crockery and cutlery arrived at the house after 5pm which left the housemates two hours to get everything ready before they had to serve at 7pm.

Emilia and Victor, the two head chefs for the meal, soon set about directing the group and giving people roles with John becoming Emilia's assistant on the main course in the kitchen, while Victor's team prepared the starter.

Big Brother the further demand on the formal dinner by telling the housemates to cross-dress for the occasion and with the dinner preparations coming to a close, many of the housemates not involved in the cooking soon headed for the bedroom and began their gender transformations which some of the male housemates approached with gusto.

Anthony seemed to enjoy his foray into drag as he put on Amy's blue dress and gold jewellery not content with the outfit, he then preened in front of the mirror, putting on a black wig and sunglasses.

Liam was also strangely content to don Calista's sparkly purple and silver dress however, Calista was disturbed by Liam's revelation that he had decided not to wear any underwear underneath her dress.

All in all the housemates impressed the art critic with their dinner party conversation and etiquette, resulting in them passing the task.

After the formalities of their dinner, the housemates decided to strip off and enjoy a long and luxurious dip in the hot tub, complete with wine, biscuits and lashings of chocolate sauce. However, the fun was cut short when Big Brother reminded them that they weren't allowed to consume alcohol in the tub.

Finally, ladies you had better pay constant attention to the live streaming as Anthony told Liam and John that he would strip naked and run around the garden to earn money for good causes.

The bizarre conversation began as Anthony revealed he had asked Amy if she would be tempted to take off her top for 30 seconds if she was offered a million pounds; to which she firmly answered no.

This didn’t deter the boxer as he explained; "It would be embarrassing, but that would die down, think how many people you could help with it. I would go to Africa and build a school. If I could help ten people by giving them an education, then they could help their children and so on... it would help take away the humiliation." What a lovely boy.