Bizarre

	Bionic Bottom - 21-11-2009 14:15 A UK man has had a "bionic bottom" fitted, allowing him to control his bowel movements by remote.Ged Galvin, 55, suffered massive internal injuries in... ... [more]
	Heavy Metal Monk Retires - 21-11-2009 14:15 A heavy metal singing Italian monk has announced his retirement.Cesare Bonizzi - who sang for the band Fratello Metallo (Metal Brother) - blamed Satan... ... [more]
	Long Way Round - 21-11-2009 14:15 A lost Australian man drove for nine hours in the wrong direction before asking for help.The 81-year-old - who had only popped out to get a newspaper... ... [more]
	Pensioner's Sex Guide - 21-11-2009 13:15 The British government has spent Â£14,000 producing a sex guide for pensioners.The manual - which outlines the benefits of having sex and best ways of... ... [more]
	Impaled Driver - 21-11-2009 13:15 A British lorry driver phoned in sick - after being speared by an eight foot pole.Jason Ripley, 39, was impaled after driving into a horizontal metal... ... [more]
	Posthumous Marriage - 21-11-2009 13:15 A French woman married her fiance a year after he died.Magali Jaskiewicz's betrothed, Jonathan George, was tragically killed in a motorcycle accident... ... [more]
	Fishy Package - 21-11-2009 13:15 An airport terminal in Hamburg was sealed off after police mistook 140lbs of frozen fish for a bomb.The terminal was evacuated and armed SWAT officers... ... [more]
	Lucky Survivor - 21-11-2009 13:15 A South African woman survived a 200-foot fall from a bridge.Kavisha Seevnarain, 26, a student teacher, was hijacked by thugs while driving near the c... ... [more]
	Expensive Ride - 21-11-2009 13:15 German fairground riders were handed a 850 Euro bill for being rescued.The thrill-seekers - who found themselves hovering 50 feet above the ground whe... ... [more]
	Plant Food - 21-11-2009 13:15 British gardening experts are encouraging people to urinate on their plants.Gardeners at a National Trust property in Cambridgeshire insist that relie... ... [more]
	Town With No Names - 21-11-2009 13:15 Residents of an Italian town have won the right to add words like 'fat', 'mad' and 'bean' to their names.Many people dwelling in Chioggia, near Venice... ... [more]
	Underage Drinker - 21-11-2009 13:15 A seven year old German boy has vowed never to drink alcohol again following a playground binge. Ricardo W, a seven-year-old from Berlin, was offered... ... [more]
	Life Like A Soap Opera - 21-11-2009 13:15 An Indian woman divorced her husband because he wouldn't let her watch her favourite soap opera.The ban reportedly led to daily arguments between husb... ... [more]
	Lightening Blow Out - Last week, 14th Nov 14:15 A US man was blown out of his seat when lightening struck his home.Roy Beverley was filling out a lottery ticket at his house in the Gold Coast - wher... ... [more]
	Sneezing Schoolgirl - Last week, 14th Nov 14:15 A US schoolgirl can't stop sneezing.Lauren Johnson, 12, has baffled doctors with a bizarre medical condition which means she sneezes continually - up... ... [more]