A drunk woman in Britain stole a double-decker ferry and crashed into a number of boats.
''I'm Jack Sparrow'' - a fictional pirate played by Johnny Depp in the 'Pirates of the Caribbean' franchise - and ''I'm a pirate''
Alison Whelan was so drunk on Lambrini wine that she even dialed 999 herself, which led officers to the scene, before unmooring the 100-seater ferry and making her escape during which she shouted, ''I'm Jack Sparrow'' - a fictional pirate played by Johnny Depp in the 'Pirates of the Caribbean' franchise - and ''I'm a pirate''.
The boat started hitting other vessels ''like a pinball machine'' before finally stopping one hour later, a British court heard.
Whelan pleaded guilty to aggravated vehicle taking and was jailed for 122 days after causing thousands of pounds worth of damage.

by Simon Jones 24th Sep 2012 11:10
Talk about having to wait for a taxi - this takes it to a different level