A fisherman named after 'Stark Trek's' Captain Kirk left pooed up the walls of his prison cell.
Prison Cell
Rowdy James Kirk was angry at officer's because they accused him of putting a snooker ball in his sock at a nightclub.
Refusing to leave the club he was taken to the police station and reacted violently leaving his faeces everywhere.
Kirk's defender told the Daily Star newspaper: ''There was alcohol involved and I am confident he won't come before the court again''.
As a consequence for his actions he had to pay a £142 cleaning bill and the Judge Patricia McNamara said he was to donate £360 to a police charity he would be free of charges.