A man decided to document his relationship break-up on Reddit.
Moggle_party detailed his break-up
Moggle_party, as he's known on the site, starts the lengthy post by telling users, ''Tonight my girlfriend broke up with me'' - and proceeds to give details of the dramatic evening.
He writes: ''I need to s***. Like really need to s***. I pause at the door think about risking it. I do not risk it.
''I nearly s*** myself. Bathroom door flies open, I fly onto the seat and thankfully don't s*** on myself.
''I start crying. Like really f****** crying. I have never cried like this before. All the while this torrent of tears was coupled with what I can only describe as some of the most explosive s****** I have ever produced.
''Probably would have been one of the funniest things I've ever done and If I wasn't sobbing like the world was ending I probably would of laughed.''