A man caressed a cement mixer because he thought it was a woman.
A male, who has not been named, was caught getting intimate with the machine and he blamed his confusion on him having ''not got brains''.
The video footage, which has been obtained by The Mirror Online, the man can be heard talking to the puzzled onlooker who filmed the moment. He said: ''I've not got brains mate. I f**king thought I was rubbing her a**e.
''I thought it was a bird, mate.''