A German brothel has offered disappointed football fans a ''quickie'' match-day pick-me-up.
Sex club offers sad footy fans a 'quickie' following club's relegation
Hannover 96 are currently at the bottom of the Bundesliga (Federal League) in Germany - where prostitution is legal - and are set to be relegated.
They'll play their final game away to current leaders Bayern Munich on May 9 and FKK Villa sauna have anticipated the club's supporters will be feeling down in the dumps and have declared on the ad posted on their Facebook page: ''After the descent comes the rise''
Their offer includes: ''For 96 euros, all drinks, except champagne, are free and included in the entry fee is a 15-minute quickie with a female club hostess of your choice''