FemaleFirst today – Britney Spears finds herself banned from seeing her kids – still under the influence of her no-mark boyfriend she is four hours late for the hearing and then address’ everyone in a Brummie accent…. no wonder the predict her death website is getting so many hits.
Johnny Depp compares his manhood while complaining about the high notes.. Johnny we love you no matter how big or small your penis is! Still on Johnny he wants to play Jacko .. ok!
Jenna Jameson retires, oh dear all those horny lads will be disappointed, Courtney Cox is to wrinkley for a Friends re-union, and Ang and Brad are said to be trying for another baby!
Last word goes to Christina as she thanks everyone in a touching if somewhat cheesy video