Ruth’s Sunday Waffle August 31, 2008
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Demi Moore
Ever the classy bird, Demi Moore has revealed that she once squirted breast milk at a group of lesbians on a night out. I know we can’t all get ourselves shacked up with the likes of Bruce and Ashton but there’s no need to squirt people and make them even more miserable.
I was very sad to hear that David Duchovny is seeking help for his sex addiction. Rather than trying to fight it, I think he should come over to mine and we should embrace the addiction rather than fight it!
I know there are some weird fetishes on the sex scene but I never thought that Keira Knightley would be into nappy sex. Well I guess when you have everything, ‘normal’ sex just isn’t good enough anymore… even if it is just acting!
As if Kate Moss has been named as the sexiest model ever! I think that there are plenty more models out there who can give her a run for her money. But I suppose it I looked as good as her after a kid I would be pretty happy. Damn Her!
I would agree that Amy Winehouse has had a tough time of it recently but I don’t think it’s very fair that her latest ‘award’ is for having the worst skin! She needs all the support she needs at the moment, and I suppose smoking
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Ruth’s Saturday Lowdown August 30, 2008
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Hilary Duff
Anyone with their eye on Hilary Duff will be happy to know that she has revealed that she’s not actually engaged. Follow my advice: if they don”t have a ring on their finger, they’re open for the taking!
Why do celebs always think they need to live in fancy places like Hawaii? Now my future husband Owen Wilson (okay he doesn’t actually know it yet!) has decided to move to the state of babes! I think he should head over to the UK and shack up with me, I have a fun idea to make the rainy days fly by!
You don’t hear of many people saying they want to go to war, but BB King has revealed that he wishes he had served in World War Two. It may sound like a great honour to go and kill all the ‘baddies’ but I don’t think anyone can ever understand the horrors of the battlefield until they actually live it!
The latest celeb to be hauled into court over drugs charges DMX has pleaded guilty to possesion of drugs! I just don’t understand why they think it’s cool to be high… it’s bloody unsurprising that the kids who look up to them are messed up.
The movie ideas pool must be running really dry at the moment as there is an upcoming Facebook: The Movie in the pipline! Don’t be too horrified though, it isn’t just going to be looking at people taking photos of themselves at arms length, it actually explores the concept of the site and the brains behind it!
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Ruth’s Friday Rundown August 29, 2008
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Kelly Osbourne
I think I actually did a bit of sick in my mouth when I heard that Axl Rose wants to f**k Kelly Osbourne. Fair enough she’s dead cool and hot, but Axl you’re an old man now, just stick to the other pensioners from now on!
Isn’t young love so refreshing? Those cute little lovebirds Rihanna and Chris Brown have moved in together. However, the pair keep trying to insist they’re just good friends, but they say living together can make or break a couple, so they might just be freinds after a few months!
You know when celebrities have far too much money when people like Eddie Murphy charter two planes to take his friends to Greece – one for adults and one for children! I think I’ll stick to regular flights thanks!
Well, you know your releationship is doomed when your father would rather kill himself than see you with your current beau! Looks like Lindsay Lohan is going to have to choose between her lesbian lover and her dear old pop…bad times!
Finally, why would one of the hottest men in the world George Clooney decide that he doesn’t want kids?! Stop thinking about yourself George and think of the future generations! Get procreating George… and if you need a hand, my door is always open!
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Ruth’s Thursday Chatter August 28, 2008
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Ashlee Simpson
If there’s any way to make yourself feel fat Ashlee Simpson has hit the nail on the head. She’s bought a pair of size zero jeans to movitvate herself to lose weight! Doesn’t she realise that size zero is NOT attractive, plus she’s not being a very good role model for her fans. Now where are my size 12’s?
It looks like Kate Moss has finally found the solution to making your kids eat their jeans – plain old blackmail! She promises her daughter designer hand-me-downs but I don’t think I could persuade a kid into behaving with my George at ASDA cast-offs!
I think when I die I’d like to die happy, just like Matthew McConaughey’s father did – he died having sex! And Matthew has revealed that he wants to go in the same way… well I would be happy to oblige Matt!
As if the world could handle any more mega-stunning kids Brad Pitt has revealed he wants to have two more children with Angelina Jolie by next year! Well unless it’s another set of twins Brad, I don’t think thats possible…as it takes 9 months to make a baby, and so you couldn’t have two separate ones in 12 months! Didn’t these celebs study maths?
I always knew Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson’s releationship was a cheap publicity stunt as Sam has revealed plans to write a tell-all book abouther relationship with Lindsay. Talk about user!!
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Ruth’s Wednesday Waffle August 27, 2008
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Gerard Butler
Proving that modern, headstrong women are not to be feared, Gerard Butler has said that he prefers women who make the first move. I always thought my confidence was intimidating, but now I know Gerard likes it…I’m going to do it even more!
Maybe modern, headstrong women should stop at taking all their clothes off though, as Spice Girl Mel B could become the next Playboy girl to bare all for the mag. I don’t think her kids would feel great about seeing their mummy laid across the centre spead of a cheap magazine.
Well at least if I can’t be skinny I’ll always have bigger boobs than Kate Moss as she thinks breast implants are “awful.” Well some men think skin and bones are awful too, so I guess there’s no need for me to worry.
It’s comforting to know that even celebs try to make some sneaky cash on the side but sometimes (if you get caught) it can all go horribly wrong, as Kate Hudson has recently found out now that she’s being sued for stealing a ’secret ingrediant’ and giving it to a rival company! Will these naughty celebs never learn that the truth always comes to light!
It seems that scams are in the air in celbeland today as R Kelly has been accused of pocketing $130,000 (£70,200) from a tour; despite actually failing to appear on stage! It just baffles me why they will do the most ridiculous things for a few extra dollars!
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Ruth’s Tuesday Gossip August 26, 2008
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Coldplay
Even with all the money they could need, Coldplay
have admitted that they still love making their own clothes as it gives them more of an ‘identity.’ I’m sure an afternoon
with me and their credit card could get them into shopping…or possibily not.
You’d think that barbie doll Jordan would be used
to the after-effects of cosmetic surgery by now, but alas, her latest expedition under the knife has left her in agony; she even
claims she can’t eat… no change there then love.
I know I keep banging on about Peaches
Geldof’s ridiculous wedding, but the latest rumour is that she only wed to piss off her ex boyfriend who was reluctant to
commit to her. Although after this he probably is more thankful for his lucky escape rather than being pissed off.
At least Jennifer Aniston is happy with her natural figure as she has ruled out cosmetic surgery. I think this is a breath of fresh air in the modern celeb world as it’s hard to tell what parts of women are fake or real these days!
Bad news for any Kim Kardashian fans
as the ’star’ has been rushed to hospital after she cut her foot open on a mirror. She’s not going to let it interfere with her stint
on Dancing With The Star though, regardless of the fact that ’stars’ is obviously used very loosley…what exactly is she famous
for?
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Ruth’s Bank Holiday Natter August 25, 2008
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Kelly Osbourne
You would never want to find yourself on Kelly Osbourne’s bad side, but unfortunately for Danni Minogue she‘s found herself thrust into the feisty Goth’s bad books. Kelly is said to be sick of the Aussie beauty insulting her mum Sharon, and if I was Danni, I‘d think about keeping my mouth shut from now on, as everyone prefers Shazza to Danni anyway!
why is it that people like Anne Hathaway, who have a body I would kill for, still claim to not be happy with her figure. The actress saw her stunt double on set and was envious at her fitness despite her own size six figure…some people are never happy!
I know that Naomi Campbell thinks she‘s something bloody special but claiming that she had a ’spiritual connection’ with Great Sphinx of Giza…come on now Naomi, get your head out of the clouds…oh wait, maybe you really are a air headed model?
The most talked about couple of the month; Peaches Geldof and Max Drummey have been reunited after spending eight days apart following their exchange of vows. Surely the new couple should be revelling in wedded bliss, not partying at other ends of the globe! Is this going to be over before Christmas? I imagine so.
I‘m starting to think that Pete Doherty should come with a warning sign around his neck as every woman he meets he seems to mess up their lives. His latest victim is new girlfriend Matilda Thomas has been told to see a counsellor because her troubled lover’s apparent bad influence has sent her into an alcohol-fuelled downward spiral. Why do girls always fall for the bad guys?
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Ruth’s Sunday Roundup August 24, 2008
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Patrick Swayze
It‘s great to hear that Patrick Swayze is determined to beat cancer. Despite the rumour mill going into overdrive with tales that he’s dying, Patrick is determined to beat the illness and plans to fight all the way. I think this is a great stance to take as part of beating an illness is actually wanting and willing yourself to overcome it.
What do you do if you go over your overdraft? Blame your bank! This is exactly what Rihanna did when she found out that she only had $20,000 left in her bank. No offence Rihanna; but if you can’t keep track on your finances then that’s your problem…didn’t your mother tell you how to balance your books?
Everyone thought that Britney and Justin were going to be together forever, and at long last they are set to be reunited. However, it’s only going to be on a duet so don‘t be picking out a wedding outfit just yet. Let‘s just hope Birtters can stay upright for long enough to record a song.
The man who abused Desperate Housewives star Teri Hatcher has died in jail. I know we shouldn‘t speak ill of the dead but Teri must be so relieved; at least that‘s put the final nail in that coffin!
I would be really pissed off if my fiancé put back out wedding to work on a presidential campaign. Okay so Scarlett Johnansson’s husband Ryan Reynolds is a bit busy with the possible future president of the USA, but doesn‘t he realise that a wedding is the most important day of a girls life! Sort your priorities out mate!
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Congratulations to ex-spice girl Mel C is expecting her first baby with her partner of six years, Thomas Starr. 2008 looks like it’s the year of the babies…and we’re not even done yet!
I know it‘s important to stock up on things when you‘re heading out on the road but bloody hell Madonna, isn’t 100 pairs of fishnet stockings a bit much…just get seven pairs and do a weekly wash! But I guess if she can afford to adorn herself in £500,000 worth of Swarovski crystals; a few pairs of tights is no skin off her nose.
Any self-respecting woman who’s fella called her a ‘slut’ should be showing him the door right away but I can’t believe Ronnie Wood’s mistress is actually sticking around to see whether he‘ll choose her over his wife! My advice to both woman would be to teach him he can‘t have his cake and eat it. Get some pride ladies!
My favourite actor in the whole world; Jean Reno is in hospital following a heart scare. For a 60-year old I think he’s one of the hottest men on the big screen and I do hope he get’s better soon so he can give me hours of pleasure once more…through acting obviously!
I always knew Johnny Depp would make a really sexy rock star; and at last he has reunited with his old band is planning to make some more sweet music. Don‘t get too excited though as he‘s only playing two shows on August 29 and 30 at the Club Cinema in Pompano Beach, Florida. Well if he needs a groupie to help him get changed I’ve checked my diary and I’m free for you Johnny.
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New Max Payne Poster August 22, 2008
Posted by Helen in : Movies , add a commentHere is the new poster for the lastest computer game adaptation Max Payne starring Mark Wahlberg.
