Johnny Depp

I’m all ready to spend another hour and half drooling over Johnny Depp and I’m excited to hear he will be playing ‘The Riddler’ in the next batman film. I love puzzles and I love Johnny Depp, so the next time I do a puzzle, it will be like I’m doing Johnny. Nice.

As if some z-listers couldn’t be any more desparate for fame…Cybill Shepherd has claimed that she’s been haunted by Elivs. I have noticed two errors which this article, the first is, if ghosts really do exist why aren’t we all haunted by them, and second of all, why would Elvis haunt Cybill Shepherd? Oh wait, it’s probably to ressurect her failing career.

I am astounded that Pamela Anderson turns down Tommy Lee’s daily proposals. I know he might not have a squeaky clean reputation but Tommy, if you ever get sick of popping the question to Pammy, you know where to find me…and you’ll only have to ask once.

I think that Lou Pearlman should have read the “Dummy’s guide to being in prison” before he got banged up, as he has already broken the cardinal rule of any convict: Don’t grass! That silly man has only gone and decided to give evidence in a murder trial after over hearing some prison talk. My advice to Lou would be to watch your back, after all, that guy is facing a life sentance for murder, he’s not going to be bothered about picking up another!

I’m sure I’m not alone when I say that I would do anything to get in shape, and I have heard of a couple of strange things, but nothing as weird as Anne Hathaway’s ‘Platypus walking’ workout.But I guess I’d rather look like an idiot doing a squat-like walk while holding a medicine ball above my head, than actually looking like an elephant.

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