Ruth’s Sunday Waffle August 31, 2008

Demi Moore

Ever the classy bird, Demi Moore has revealed that she once squirted breast milk at a group of lesbians on a night out. I know we can’t all get ourselves shacked up with the likes of Bruce and Ashton but there’s no need to squirt people and make them even more miserable.

I was very sad to hear that David Duchovny is seeking help for his sex addiction. Rather than trying to fight it, I think he should come over to mine and we should embrace the addiction rather than fight it!

I know there are some weird fetishes on the sex scene but I never thought that Keira Knightley would be into nappy sex. Well I guess when you have everything, ‘normal’ sex just isn’t good enough anymore… even if it is just acting!

As if Kate Moss has been named as the sexiest model ever! I think that there are plenty more models out there who can give her a run for her money. But I suppose it I looked as good as her after a kid I would be pretty happy. Damn Her!

I would agree that Amy Winehouse has had a tough time of it recently but I don’t think it’s very fair that her latest ‘award’ is for having the worst skin! She needs all the support she needs at the moment, and I suppose smoking

Also, if you’re having trouble finding the perfect partner then try breaking the dating norms and getting out then and hooking a hottie…or just follow me on the quest for the perfect man: the modern way!

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