Ruth’s Thursday Chatter August 28, 2008
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Ashlee Simpson
If there’s any way to make yourself feel fat Ashlee Simpson has hit the nail on the head. She’s bought a pair of size zero jeans to movitvate herself to lose weight! Doesn’t she realise that size zero is NOT attractive, plus she’s not being a very good role model for her fans. Now where are my size 12’s?
It looks like Kate Moss has finally found the solution to making your kids eat their jeans – plain old blackmail! She promises her daughter designer hand-me-downs but I don’t think I could persuade a kid into behaving with my George at ASDA cast-offs!
I think when I die I’d like to die happy, just like Matthew McConaughey’s father did – he died having sex! And Matthew has revealed that he wants to go in the same way… well I would be happy to oblige Matt!
As if the world could handle any more mega-stunning kids Brad Pitt has revealed he wants to have two more children with Angelina Jolie by next year! Well unless it’s another set of twins Brad, I don’t think thats possible…as it takes 9 months to make a baby, and so you couldn’t have two separate ones in 12 months! Didn’t these celebs study maths?
I always knew Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson’s releationship was a cheap publicity stunt as Sam has revealed plans to write a tell-all book abouther relationship with Lindsay. Talk about user!!
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