Ruth’s Friday Round-Up

Britney Spears

There has been so much speculation about the disatairous downfall of Britney Spears but now her mother has revealed that Brit started drinking at 13, had sex at 14 and started taking drugs aged 15. No wonder she’s so messed up then… blame the parents!

Once again the stunnung Keira Knightley makes us all feel like big, fat, unfashionable slobs after she stole the show at The Dutchess premire. It makes me so angry that I’m not as hot as her; bitch!

I’m glad to hear that Jessica Simpson is going to stick to what she’s ‘good’ at (and I use the term good very loosely) and is going to stick to a music career from now on. Personally I think Jessica Simpson just has to bat her eyelashes and she’ll get somewhere, it’s not about the voice anymore is it!

When I heard that Angelina Jolie was feeling depressed I asked myself, “What would someone with the hottest husband in the world, a figure to die for and lips that both men and women would live to kiss have to feel depressed about?” but then I heard it’s actually postpartum depression following the birth of her twins. She seems like a great mother and an inspiration to all woman so I hope she ‘gets better’ soon.

Some kids get all the luck, and Courtney Love’s little girl is no different! Her mummy splashed out £150,000 on her daughter’s birthday party; which is probably more than my mum has spent on me my entire life… I was lucky if I got a party at all!

Also, if you’re having trouble finding the perfect partner then try breaking the dating norms and getting out then and hooking a hottie…or just follow me on the quest for the perfect man: the modern way!

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