Ruth’s Friday Rundown

Cheryl Cole

I’m glad to hear that Cheryl Cole wanted to attack her cheating husband Ashley Cole when she found out that he’d done the dirty on her! If that was me I’d have done what my mother did and hit the rat over the head with the heaviest object to hand (without killing him!) I would have taken a meat cleaver and made sure he never had sex again.

It’s nice to hear that one of the hottest stars in the world Brad Pitt is so comfortable with his sexuality that he can give $100,000 to support gay couples’ right to marry and not look like a total pansy! As one half of the sexiest couples in the world, I doubt anyone would think Brad would stray from Ange!

Somtimes I wonder if celebrities just go on power trips and decide to make obscure demands just because they can! I mean this time Van Morrison has banned alcohol from his gigs because he finds people going to the bar during his shows really distracting! Come on mate, people go to gigs to have a beer and listen to good music, take away the beer and you’re going to piss a lot of people off! I’m putting my ticket on eBay as we speak!

If you were asked to pick the best model around you probably wouldn’t immediatley think of Elle Macpherson but in actual fact she has been named as the greatest model of all time! She is a real-looking woman and seems to be quite ‘normal’ in comparason to the othr girls who might have been vying for the title such as Kate Moss and Naomi Campbell; well done lass!

If you have a thing for Tobey Maguire you can be safe in the knowledge that if you ever do get to lock lips with the hottie; they will be silky soft! This is not due to him been naturally blessed but because he applies lip gloss… well he did before he snogged Robert Downey Jr. in Tropic Thunder; and I’m sure (well I hope) he doesn’tjust keep that trick for the boys! Tobey – For the record, my favourite flavour is Vanillia.

Also, if you’re having trouble finding the perfect partner then try breaking the dating norms and getting out then and hooking a hottie…or just follow me on the quest for the perfect man: the modern way!

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About Ruth

Word up! I am the music editor at FemaleFirst.co.uk. My favourite bands are Nightwish, Biffy Clyro and A Day To Remember. I do have rather biglove for the Now Thats What I Call Music CD's though. Katie Price annoys me but I love how she's made a name for herself by being annoying. That takes some work.
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