Ruth’s Monday Natter

Keanu Reeves

The latest star to jump on the baby bandwaggon is Keanu Reeves and his girlfriend Parker Posey. Despite not actually confirming the rumours; I think that spending $1,000 on baby products in exclusive Los Angeles store Petit Tresor kind of gives it away!

As if I could feel any worse first thing on a Monday morning, I learn that Keira Knightley has a 23-and-a-half-inch waist. How is it that she can be so slim and I’m like twice the size of her? It’s so upsetting, but feels a little better now that I know I’ve shared my pain with you.

I find it a little bit hard to believe that Daisy Lowe loves food too much! Bloody hell, if that’s what loving food does to you then sign me up, because I don’t seem to be turning out like her! Plus saying she’s a size 10-12… you’ve got to be kidding love!

For anyone who wants to steal Brad Pitt from under Angelia Jolie’s nose; never fear; because the actress isn’t as perfect as we all thought! In fact, the stunner can’t even cook her boyfriend a good meal, so all you need to do is pick up a few cook books and get practising… after all; the way to a man’s heart is through the stomach!

Finally, I thought I would share with you the fact that Kelly Brook has brains and beauty! She has admitted that people are often shocked that she is intealligent when they meet her because of the assumptions surrounding ‘pretty’ people. I’m glad she has proven herself, we only need to work on Paris Hilton and Co now!

Also, if you’re having trouble finding the perfect partner then try breaking the dating norms and getting out then and hooking a hottie…or just follow me on the quest for the perfect man: the modern way!

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Ruth xx

About Ruth

Word up! I am the music editor at FemaleFirst.co.uk. My favourite bands are Nightwish, Biffy Clyro and A Day To Remember. I do have rather biglove for the Now Thats What I Call Music CD's though. Katie Price annoys me but I love how she's made a name for herself by being annoying. That takes some work.
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