jump to navigation

Ruth’s Saturday Rundown September 13, 2008

Posted by Ruth in : Daily Dis , trackback

John Lennon

The actual scandal of the week has got to be John Lennon’s gay

fantasies about Sir Paul McCartney and even worse…about his own mother! No wonder Paul and Yoko Ono are furious… it’s like finding out the man

you’ve known for years has been living a double life behind your back – oh wait… it is!

As if she hasn’t learnt that everyone hates her, Heather Mills is now trying

to convince Sir Richard Branson to let her move to his private island to help her “escape the hate.” Note to heather: You brought it on yourself love, and you

can run but you can never hide.

Thank god for that… Russel Brand is single again! I didn’t think he would be

able to stay faithful to one woman for very long and now he’s free to play the field again I don’t mind helping make another notch on his bedpost!

Not only am i jealous that Jennifer Aniston has bedded Brad Bitt, but

not she’s gone and bagged herself the delicious RockNRolla star Gerard Butler! Not only that but she’s had a go with Jason Lewis, John Mayer and Paul

Sculfor. Some girls get all the bloody luck!

I find it pretty difficult to believe that Pamela Anderson and Tommy

Lee are living together but not having sex! As if you could be in the same house as someone like him and not want to rip all his clothes off (and the same

for her really!) But I thought she was dating Michael Jackson now anyway? Hmm.

To celebrate the release of groundbreaking 3-D animation adventure Fly Me to the Moon FemaleFirst have teamed up with Momentum Pictures to give

you the chance to win tickets to see this new movie. Click here to

apply for you tickets now.

Also, if you’re having trouble finding the perfect partner then try breaking the dating norms

and getting out then and hooking a hottie…or just follow me on the quest for the perfect man: the modern way!

Got a burning question you want answered? Whether it be a strange rash or a lousy boyfriend that’s bothering you – let our straight talking

href="http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/yin-and-yang/">agony aunts Yin and Yang give you some great advice. Or if you just enjoy reading the misfortunes of

others than check out the answers page anyway!

Get these stories as well as all the latest news from the world of celebrity and the Big Brother House as it happens at

HREF="http://www.femalefirst.co.uk">FemaleFirst

Ruth xx

Leave a Reply