Ruth’s Sunday Slumber September 28, 2008
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We all know that Katie Price has never really had a way with words, so it’s no surprise that the claws are out yet again as she hacks away at another poor celeb. Does she not realise that bitching about people only makes you look jealous… surely you learnt something when you were younger Jordan?
Sending flowers and chocolates are always bound to win me over, but George Clooney’s ex Lisa Snowdon is clearly playing hard to get now that she’s a ballroom queen! I, on the other hand, will be putty in his hands with just a single rose!
Hold the front page… Katy Perry actually has kissed a girl!!! Not only has she sung about it, but now she’s going around tasting other women’s cherry chapstick like there’s no tomorrow!! Well, who was the lucky lady I hear you scream… none other than Stine Bramsen of Alphabeat – yummy! Girls kissing girls… just what will they think of next – Gay Marriage? Please God send me some decent news!!
I think it’s about time that Jennifer Aniston sorted her love life out! She could be back with John Mayer, but no one is really sure what’s going on! Come on Jen, buck your ideas up, don’t you know you have to stick the knife in after a break up but acting desperate to try and get your ex back is really not the answer! Get some hunk on your arm and show him what he’s missing… but please don’t go as far as home porn. We really don’t need that on our Christmas lists!
That little stunner Cheryl Cole almost has it all, the looks, the career, the voice, the loving husband…oh wait, scrap that last one. But now what she need on her arm is Hollywood’s latest fashion accessory – a baby. Yep, she’s keen to have her own little mini-me. To be honest I think she needs to find a decent father figure before she starts bringing a child into the world, and let’s face it, Ashley isn’t exactly a great role model.
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