Peaches Geldof
It looks like the real motives behind Peaches Geldof’s marriage could actually be a visa scam rather than the hearts and flowers love like we all thought! [Joke!] Most people though she married Max Drummey as a publicity stunt but now the word on the street is that it was so she could work in the US. Oh well, she’ll learn one day.
I can’t believe i’m actually giving Lindsay Lohan the publicity she’s so desperately craves, but I should share the ridiculous news that she and Samantha Ronson are getting married and she’s going to become Mrs Ronson; that’s the only sensible decision the pair have made, and Sam is obviously the bloke in that pairing!
Even being a bitchy supermodel doesn’t keep you free from fleas as Kate Moss hilariously found out when her house became infested with fleas. Better get the maid to sort that out kate dear; you of all people can’t be living in such squalor…haha!
After hearing that Usher is having another baby with his wife I think it’s time to cross him off my ‘Men To Marry’ list… I don’t think I could handle a man with so much extra baggage, especially when the little ‘bundles of joy’ have a tendancy to sick all over be lovely flat. Sorry Usher but you’re binned.
I think it’s true that Heather Mills is actually completley useless at everything as she was sacked from Celebrity Apprentice before filming even began! Just like her pre-nups with Paul, Heather has to get her feet straight under the table by demanding a place in the final to be included in her contract regardless of how she performed in the rest of the show! Get over yourself Heather, you’re not that great and Sir Alan Sugar would have no problems in firing your pretty little ass!
Also, if you’re having trouble finding the perfect partner then try breaking the dating norms and getting out then and hooking a hottie…or just follow me on the quest for the perfect man: the modern way!
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