Ruth’s Tuesday Chinwag September 16, 2008

sir Paul McCartney

I must say that Sir Paul McCartney has a lot more bottle than me after he has decided to go ahead with his first performance in Israel despite receiving death threats from hard-line Muslim fanatics. I know he want’s to keep his fans happy; but messing with fanatic’s could be more trouble than it’s worth Paul! I wouldn’t risk getting blown up for anyhing.

Sometimes I have those days where I just can’t face going out of the house because I feel too ugly… well if like me, you spend many hours crying and hating looking in the mirror, at least you know that Amy Winehouse has the same problems after refusing to go out for her 25th birthday because of the state she looked. Well i’m glad she has finally realised she has to do somthing about her appearance, that has has totally got to go (or at least get a good wash!)

It seems that Jennifer Lopez is much more than a gorgeous, demanding diva as she has completed her first triatholan. Yep, the star actually endured two and a half hours of gruelling cycling, swimming and running to prove that she doesn’t have a great body by just eating carrots and celery. Next up to takle is her attitude; then she’ll be perfect…well almost.

As much as i’d love to explore Daniel Radcliffe’s anatomy, I must point out that I wasn’t very happy to hear that his penis shrank to the size of a hamster when he appeared naked on stage. I just hope he doesn’t get the same bout of stage fright when I get him into my bedroom!

Can Peaches Geldof make a bigger mess of her life? Probably is the answer, but for now we’ll settle for laughing at her latest mishap of getting her new hubby’s name tattooed on her wrist to show their love for each other. I wonder if she could actually answer 25 questions about her lover, then I might believe their love is true, but somehow I doubt it.

Also, if you’re having trouble finding the perfect partner then try breaking the dating norms and getting out then and hooking a hottie…or just follow me on the quest for the perfect man: the modern way!

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