Keira Knightley
It’s nice to know that even the most refined actresses would “shit themselves” if they won an Oscar, and I’m happy to tell you that the latest star in need of a nappy is Keira Knightley. I think if I won a gong I would just enjoy the free champagne and probably make a fool out of myself…although, I would need to wee a lot…once i’ve broken the ‘seal’ and all that, so we could have a toilet accident after all!
Nice to know that Mel C is capable of letting sleeping dogs lie – or not. She is refusing to take parenting tips from the other Spice Girls as she only trusts her mother, bloody hell Mel, it’s not like they’re going to try and kill the new born! I hope she doesn’t turn into one of these pushy parents!
I’m always interested to know what interesting things expectant mothers crave during their pregnancy and Rebecca Romijn is craving soy cream cheese. I am a massive cheese fan and I wish I could have an excuse to spend nine months devouring the stuff. Lucky for some eh? At least she’s not craving something weird like clay!
I’m one of those girls that can go out and have a good night on about £30, and I was appaled to hear that Victoria Beckham spent over £8,000 on champagne in one night last week! It’s not like she needs to be flash with her cash, we all know she’s loaded, but surely that money could be put away for her sons education, and what exactly has she done to ‘earn’ that money.
I know it’s exciting to have sex in a public place but Josh Hartnett should have been more careful before he got it on in a public library. The unfortunate star was caught on CCTV mid-act, but more to the point, didn’t he see the ‘Ssh’ signs? I know I couldn’t keep quiet if I had some Josh action going on!
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