Ruth’s Wednesday Waffle

Elton John

I bet Lily Allen is kicking herself after having a glass too many of champers at the GQ Men of the Year awards last week as Elton john has changed his mind over the prospect of their forthcoming duet! You can’t act like a trashy bird and then expect best-mate to the Royal Family to join up with you Lily!

Even though he’s getting older, Justin Timberlake still gets women fighting over him! This time the poor girl was trying to get a photo of her dream man when his ‘minder’ barged her out of the way! I think the least he could do would be to smile and make a girl’s dream come true, come on, it’s not like she was trying to snog him! Although if you let me loose near the trousersnake I can’t be held responsible for my actions.

Why is it that Nadine Coyle pulls all the fittest men on the scene? She.s only gone and shacked up with American Football player Jason Bell… who is super fit if you haven’t already seen him! But come on Nadie, leave one for the rest of us please!

Thought that Lindsay Lohan couldn’t go any further off the rails? Well she’s now completley derailed and crashed into a brick wall after announcing that she wants to bring up a baby with her lesbian lover Samantha Ronson. Come on Lindsay love, drop the facade and stop annoying us.

One of the most annoying celebrities on the planet has just proven what a complete idiot she is after buying a £70, 000 Mercedes despite claiming that she’s bankrupt! yep, you know I’m talking about Kerry Katona and her joke of a husband Mark Croft. I bet I know who won’t be getting a loan from the bank in future!

Also, if you’re having trouble finding the perfect partner then try breaking the dating norms and getting out then and hooking a hottie…or just follow me on the quest for the perfect man: the modern way!

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About Ruth

Word up! I am the music editor at FemaleFirst.co.uk. My favourite bands are Nightwish, Biffy Clyro and A Day To Remember. I do have rather biglove for the Now Thats What I Call Music CD's though. Katie Price annoys me but I love how she's made a name for herself by being annoying. That takes some work.
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