Heather Mills
I’m glad that Heather Mills has been brought down a peg or two after Eva Longoria Parker put her foot down and prevented her from starring in the new series of Desperate Housewives. I know the sitcom thrives on the failed marriages of others, but I think Heather Mills’ contribution would be far more like reality TV.
I know that every guy would love to bed a stripper, but Megan Fox has done one better: she bagged herself a hot, lesbian night of love when she was just 18. I bet the guy who had just dumped her regretted that after he found out his girl was up for some same-sex action. Too bad mate!
I’m not quite sure wether being the sexiest girl in the world according to Hugh Hefner would be something that would make me happy and unfortunatley Scarlett Johansson and Angelina Jolie have been named as the ‘lucky’ two. I don’t think I would be too comfortable with a dirty old man eyeing me up, especially when he spending his life in a bath robe surrounded by skantily-clad woman.
I’m terrible with surprises, especially when I know I’m getting one but have to wait for it. However, I don’t think I would mind waiting for a striptease from the saucy John Mayer like Heidi Klum did. I can’t wait forever, but anytime before Chrismas will do… imagine finding him in your stocking… Yummy.
Don’t you love a protective guy on your arm. Oh wait, its Kevin Federline and he’s on Britney Spears’ arm (no, no, he isn’t holding her up after another booze-fuelled night out) Well, he’s not exactly on her arm again so to speak, but he has warned Paris hilton to stay away from his ex wife as he doesn’t want her influencing her with hr party ways. What a caring man, but he really should leave her to it now.
Also, if you’re having trouble finding the perfect partner then try breaking the dating norms and getting out then and hooking a hottie…or just follow me on the quest for the perfect man: the modern way!
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