Monthly Archives: October 2008

Ruth’s Friday Rundown

Jennifer Hudson

It’s a sad time when celebrities have to go into hiding for fear of their lives. Jennifer Hudson has been forced to hide from the people who killed her family at the weekend. So many celebs whine about being annoyed by people pestering them; at least Jennifer has a valid reason.

Never one to shy away from making a quick buck without using her brain is Victoria Beckham who is set to appear in the new Emporio Armani underwear adverts. It’s strange that she’s now a fashion icon considering the state she was in back in the 1990′s.

I always knew that I wasn’t getting enough pocket money for washing up when I was a kid – £5 for doing the dishes every night and then Zac Efron gets his dancing shoes on in Footloose and rakes in £5 million! Where’s the justice in that.

Proving how ‘down with the kids’ Patrick Swayze is; he’s described his cancer as “hell on wheels.” I know we shouldn’t joke… but come on; how old are you Paddy?

Once again the Peaches Geldof / Max Drummey marriage makes a show of itself. This time the nutcase that is Peaches burst onto stage during a recent gig and went “berserk.” It’s hard to believe she is actually the daughter of such a talented musician.

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Ruth’s Thursday Chatter

Amy Winehouse

I know we have all had a few jokes at the expense of Amy Winehouse but it’s a crying shame that she might never b able to sing again. No matter how she’s messed up; she does have one of the best voices around.

I always knew there was something fishy about that Samantha Ronson. Apparently she’s a total control freak who tries to control Lindsay. But if you had a stunning girlfriend and you looked like Samantha Ronson I think you would be too!

It seems that marriage just isn’t for Bond girlOlga Kurylenko after she got divorced twice in four years… I guess you lover wasn’t killed by Bond though!

I can’t believe that Joaquin Phoenix is going to retire from acting! he is too gorgeous not to have in my living room ever so often… but don’t worry too much, you can have him coming right in your ear soon as he’s set to focus on a music career! Phew!

It feels like I’ve gone back to the 1990′s now that the Take That vs Oasis war has started all over again. Aren’t they a bit old for all this bickering now? Next thing we know they will be hitting each other with walking sticks!

Ruth xx

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Ruth’s Wednesday Waffle

Elvis

The King isn’t dead after all! Ah, it’s a miracle… Elvis Presley came to visit his grandchildren earlier this month. I wonder if they’ll be releasing any posthumous music?

Ever the family man, David Beckham has splashed out £7 million on a private jet so he can fly between home and work… surely on a windy day Victoria could just float over to see him given the fact that she weighs about as much as a sheet of paper.

It looks like the latest offering from Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan could be quite interesting as they have joined forces to star in a new sitcom. I must remember to set the video for that barrel of blonde laughs.

I’m not sure how to take Jennifer Love Hewitt’s plans to dress up as Angelina Jolie this Halloween. Firstly, Ange is NOT scary… she is stunning.. and second of all… wouldn’t Jennifer be better as a witch?

Once again the British is represented immensely in another country. This time it’s Paul McCartney who has named and shamed the UK after being thrown out of Germany for setting fire to condoms. Guess he doesn’t believe in safe sex then?

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Ruth’s Tuesday Chinwag

Elle Macpherson

Another ‘shocking’ revelation from the plastic model world as Elle Macpherson reveals that her new boyfriend is a convicted cocaine smuggler. Models and drugs seems to go together just as well as salt and pepper.

Guess who is back in hospital… only that train wreck that is Amy Winehouse! The biggest waster of 2008 has only gone and got herself another chest infection… could it be all that pot she’s smoking?

A Hollywood divorce wouldn’t be the same without a huge row over the kids and of course Madonna and Guy Richie are doing it in Class-A Hollywood style as Guy claims he needs to see his kids every day to prevents them turning into an ‘oddball’ like their mother. Come on Guy, be the man and leave the bitching to your fossilised soon- to be- ex-wife

Once again showing just how brainy she is, Paris Hilton has said she is scared of going into space in case she doesn’t return for 10, 000 years. Doesn’t she realise that time still passes in space and that in 10,000 years she’ll be dead wherever she is in her little blonde world.

God bless Britney Spears as she decides to star in a film of her life. Not exactly blockbuster material but at least it will she she has more going for her than just singing… and yes I am aware that she did star in Crossroads!

Ruth xx

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Ruth’s Monday Catch-up

Nicole Richie

Not content with one bundle of joy, Nicole Richie is planning to adopt another little child with boyfriend Joel Madden. Maybe she is too scared to get pregnant again and have to get fat?

That little tomboy Fergie is planning to marry her sweetheart Josh Duhamel in June next year. That’s the same month as my birthday… I’m hoping for an invite.

I don’t think it’s very nice for Pete Wentz to learn that his management thought that he was going to die at 27. Nice to know your buddies have got your back eh Pete?

I know celebrities are a little bit ‘out there’ but there’s no need for Anne Hathaway to go around calling herself a weirdo because she don’t just like to do mainstream movies. I don’t like mainstream music; does that make me a weirdo too?

How very sensible for Katy Perry to vow not to follow in Britney Spears’ footsteps. Fair enough Brits fall was colossal, but come on Katy; you’re never going to be compared to Britney are you?

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Ruth Takes Sunday

Someone please call the RSPCA after Ricky Gervais decides to boast about injecting his dog with botox…look Ricky – animal cruelty is not big and it’s certainly not clever.

Oh it must be confusing for Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s kids as they struggle to understand why mummy and daddy aren’t married like the characters in Shrek. Now how would you explain that mummy actually stole daddy from a lady with really nice hair?

It’s confirmed… Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes actually have more money than sense. Fair enough I’m not actually qualified in making that diagnosis, but when you consider the fact that they bought a New York apartment and turned it into a playroom for their daughter I think you see where i’m coming from.

We get a sneaky peek inside of Gavin Rossdale’s mind and its not pretty… he wants his wife Gwen Stefani to dress up as a blood soaked nurse… whatever turns you on Gav!

My regards go out to Michael Gambon who is having another baby with his mistress at age 68. I hope I still have it in me when I’m that old!

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Ruth’s Take On Saturday

Oh I really wish Madonna would shut up now… she’s now bleating on about having to have ‘anger management’ to cope with her anger towards her estranged husband Guy Richie. I’m going to have to be signing up for my local class too if I hear much more from her!

It sucked to be Lindsay Lohan on set of Ugly Betty after America Ferrera made the spoilt brat cry after pulling her trousers down when she wasn’t wearing any underwear. Actually scrap that; it sucks to be Lindsay Lohan any day.

I think that Geri Halliwell might be setting her sights a bit high by trying to get George Clooney and Brad Pitt to star in her new movie. Come on Geri.. these guy’s are A-List and you’re a nobody.

I wonder if Paris Hilton thought up the idea of making a pop video to go with her Presidential campaign all by herself? Somehow I doubt it.

No wonder Victora Beckham felt like an Indian Princess during her photo shoot for the cover of Indian Vogue. As parts of India are famished and their residents are painfully thin I’m sure she fitted in quite well.

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Ruth’s Friday Rundown

Victoria Beckham

Could the rumours about David And Victoria Beckham’s marriage troubles be true after all? The stick thin wife has decided to stay in LA when her super hot hubby moves to Italy; if I were her I wouldn’t let David out of my sight!

I am lost for words to learn that the worlds biggest goldigger Heather Mills has already spent almost half of her £24.3 million divorce settlement in just seven months. She hasn’t got a new face though…so I wonder exactly her ‘hard earned’ cash has been spent on?

Finally… something Brad Pitt can’t do! No more is he an absoulute perfect God… because he has revealed he can’t sing. I’m not sure I’m willing to settle for a man who can’t serenade me!

Aparrently, Paris Hilton went crazy with exercise before her recent photoshoot… but I mean… look at her, does she even eat nevermind exercise!

That filthy little minx Simon Cowell has only been getting a lap dance from Keisha Buchanan of the Sugababes. I just hope she wasn’t trying to bribe him into something… you know what they say about sleeping your way to the top.

Ruth xx

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Ruth’s Thursday Chatter

Madonna

It doesn’t look like Madonna and guy Richie’s divorce will be quick and painless after the Grinch (or Madonna… which ever you prefer) has decided to cancel Guy’s Christmas plans with his children. Come on Madge you are (looking like) a 80 year old woman… act your age.

Showing just how classy she is Paris Hilton has bought a former London brothel. Bet her boyfriend loves that… free sex with women with diseases. But i suppose he got all that from Paris anyway.

I wish I had enough money to just go out and buy a love nest like Kate Moss I just wonder if her daughter Lila Grace will be going there with mummy?

It seems that no number of villians can kill off James Bond but now he has really met his match as the credit crunch has threatned any more movies being made. Suirely there is enough money in Hollywood to finance another film?! Please!

I always thought that Cheryl Cole was a lovely lady who didn’t have a bad word to say aobut anyone. However, I’m really mad at her now that she’s said the Spice Girls were bitches whose sucess is overblown. Put the claws away now Chreyl… noone can ever live up to the rep of the Spice Girls.

Ruth xx

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Ruth’s Wednesday Waffle

Lindsay Lohan

p>I always knew the that Lindsay Lohan/Samantha Ronson ‘love affair’ would never work. But don’t just take my word for it, oh no, what do i know?! The proof is all there in her dirty texts to Chace Crawford… silly girl should be more careful who’s in her Outbox.

Never far from the headlines is the delicious topic of David and Victoria Beckham’s marriage and this time their picture perfect marriage is under pressure once again. Is it just the month for ‘golden couples’ to be splitting up or something?

Some people read on the toilet and others come up with their best ideas as Slim Shady has admitted. Note to self: always have a pen and paper handy in the loo!

Clearly Peaches Geldof isn’t basking in marital bliss after she has already admitted that her marriage won’t last forever. Well we could have told you that before you waltzed up the isle love.

Finally, keen to prove to her ex that she is totally over him, it looks as though Jennifer Aniston is expecting her first child with her on/off boyfriend John Mayer. Congrats lovers!

Ruth xx

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