Ruths Saturday View

I seriously think that Lindsay Lohan must really be losing the plot. First she decides to be a lesbian, then she’s talking marriage and now, yep you’ve guessed it, she’s planning kids. Obviously being a lesbian hinders her chance of fertilisation – which hasn’t got past on-the-ball Lindsay – so she has plumped for adoption. Although, after her stints in rehab battling drink and drugs, as well as the fact that a kid seems to be the latest fashion accessory in Hollywood; I seriously doubt her skills as a parent.

A number of celebrities has signed up to battle it out against each other in the new series of the foxy Alan Sugar’s Celebrity Apprentice. I know I shouldn’t like him but he just oozes charisma and i just want to trash his boardroom! As I can’t do it I’m relying on Joan Rivers, Tom Green and Jesse James to ‘do it for the team’ and prove that Alan Sugar is really just a sweetie after all!

I bet devout Christians will be climbing the walls when they hear that Rachel Bilson really wants to start a family but isn’t ready to get married yet! What are these naughty little Hollywood types getting up to calling themselves role models? Although I think that Rachel might want to worry about sending her boyfriend Hayden Christensen running for the hills before she deals with the prospect of going to hell.

It sucks to be Sophie Anderton this week as she faces bankruptcy; in fact, it sucks to be Sophie Anderton full stop after she lost a £100,000 contract after she was exposed allegedly offering sex for £10,000 a night. And here I was thinking celebrities were made of money.

Finally, it’s nice to see that even at 62, Susan Sarandon is still proud of her body; so proud in fact, that she has posed semi-naked (in just fishnets and a feather boa) for her new book. I’ll tell you something, I wish I had the figure to pose in just fishnets…every time I wear tights I have to pull them right up to my bra in the hope of keeping my belly in and eradicating the dreaded ‘muffin-tops.’

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About Ruth

Word up! I am the music editor at FemaleFirst.co.uk. My favourite bands are Nightwish, Biffy Clyro and A Day To Remember. I do have rather biglove for the Now Thats What I Call Music CD's though. Katie Price annoys me but I love how she's made a name for herself by being annoying. That takes some work.
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