Robbie Williams
If you thought that rumours about Robbie Williams becoming friends with aliens was just some silly media story you were sadly mistaken. The singer has actually been writing his new album at UFO camp in the US… he used to be so down to Earth and awesome and now he just seems top have his head in the clouds – quite literally!
Guess who’s making a turnaround in her life…yep Britney Spears is now actually bothered about preserving her modesty as she has mad a bid to buy her own sex tape in order to prevent it finding it’s way into the public domain. Didn’t they teach her not to let boys film themselves having sex with you in the Mickey Mouse Club?
Have Hollywood movie bosses run out of ideas and actually gone completely insane by even entertaining the idea of making a movie about Kate Moss?! Unless it’s a guide to how to mess your life up I really can’t see the point of such an offering… Waster Boyfriend: Check. Eating Disorder: Check. Drug Habit: Check. Box Office Flop: Double Check!
I know who definitely won’t be up for ‘Mother Of The Year’ this year after deciding her adopted son should have botox to cure his smelly feet. So pick up your jaw off the floor and marvel in the poor parenting skills of Sharon Stone! I’m sure botox is a bit of an extreme solution…why doesn’t she just try soap and water like everyone else…or is that too common for her?
And finally, I’m sad to inform you that the time has come to be subjected to the horror that is Paris Hilton’s new song as it has now found its way onto the airwaves after enjoying it[‘s debut on Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS FM radio show. Let’s hope it’s better than her last offering Stars Are Blind or I could be wishing my ears were deaf.
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