Ruth’s Tuesday Chinwag

Ringo Starr

Oh dear – I must admit I was appalled to hear that Ringo Starr has told fans to stop sending him fan mail because he has too much to do. In fact, anything that arrives for him after today will be thrown away; I would probably just send all the more post just to annoy him; but that would be a waste of stamps. Remember it was your fans who got you to the top of the charts in the first place Ringo, and it’s not like dying your hair and knitting jumpers takes up that much time.

It’s great to see a celebrity who is honest about what she wants from a man. I expected Kelly Brook to get blasted for saying she only dates men who are good in bed… but let’s face it; once we know our man is rubbish between the sheets, we usually find a reason to bin him. Oh right, just me then…?

Another bunny boiler alert from FemaleFirst as Keisha Buchanan has revealed that she’s desperate to get married to her boyfriend Dean Thomas. Does she not realise that tell the press you want your man to marry you is just going to set you up to look like an idiot when he runs a mile?

We all have dreams, and Pink is no different as she reveals that she is desperate to ”rock out” on Elton Johns piano. Why couldn’t she have started low, like wanting to do a duet with him? Thrashing around on his piano is like dressing up in Elvis’ jumpsuit without any underwear on. Eww!

Finally, our congratulations go out to Lisa Marie Presley on the birth of her twin girls. Even if she’s only famous for being Elvis’ daughter she deserves some recognition for making it through that pain!

Ruth xx

If you feel like you need to shed a few extra pounds but can’t find the motivation to do so then follow me as I attempt to lose three stone on the Cambridge Diet whilst wanting to eat everything in sight!