Ruth’s Tuesday Chinwag October 28, 2008

Elle Macpherson

Another ’shocking’ revelation from the plastic model world as Elle Macpherson reveals that her new boyfriend is a convicted cocaine smuggler. Models and drugs seems to go together just as well as salt and pepper.

Guess who is back in hospital… only that train wreck that is Amy Winehouse! The biggest waster of 2008 has only gone and got herself another chest infection… could it be all that pot she’s smoking?

A Hollywood divorce wouldn’t be the same without a huge row over the kids and of course Madonna and Guy Richie are doing it in Class-A Hollywood style as Guy claims he needs to see his kids every day to prevents them turning into an ‘oddball’ like their mother. Come on Guy, be the man and leave the bitching to your fossilised soon- to be- ex-wife

Once again showing just how brainy she is, Paris Hilton has said she is scared of going into space in case she doesn’t return for 10, 000 years. Doesn’t she realise that time still passes in space and that in 10,000 years she’ll be dead wherever she is in her little blonde world.

God bless Britney Spears as she decides to star in a film of her life. Not exactly blockbuster material but at least it will she she has more going for her than just singing… and yes I am aware that she did star in Crossroads!

Ruth xx

If you feel like you need to shed a few extra pounds but can’t find the motivation to do so then follow me as I attempt to lose three stone on the Cambridge Diet whilst wanting to eat everything in sight!