Ruth’s Wednesday Waffle October 8, 2008
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Hugh Hefner
Any ladies who fancy spending their days lazing around a pool in a tiny bikini will be happy to know that Hugh Hefner is single again after splitting with (one of) his girlfriend’s Holly Madison. If you want to leave all your morals behind to spend your days with a dirty old man, send your applications on a postcard.
In a further bid to cash in on his daughter’s fame, Michael Lohan has offered people the chance to beat him up! I’m sure there will be a queue as far as the eye can see once the bidding starts, personally I hope Samantha Ronson or Lindsay herself take him on…although they look too thin to pack a good punch!
I don’t think I’ll be heading over to Heather Mills’ house for tea anytime soon; not just because I can’t stand her, but because she believes that ice cream should be made from human breast milk. So next time she offers you some creamy delight… stick to the after-dinner coffee.
If beautiful skin comes at a price of rubbing bird poo all over my face I think I’ll stick to being spotty and leave this ‘hidden gem’ to Victoria Beckham. I think Posh Spice needs a new nickname; Shit Face.
It must have sucked to be Zac Efron’s mother when she heard her son had died. Yep, some stupid journalist in another country didn’t properly check their facts before they went live with a story that Zac had been killed. You wouldn’t get that from your reliable journalists at FemaleFirst.
Also, if you’re having trouble finding the perfect partner then try breaking the dating norms and getting out then and hooking a hottie…or just follow me on the quest for the perfect man: the modern way!
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