Oh dear Britney Spears, surely with the size of your bank account you can think of better ways to spend your birthday than parading around New York pretending you’re in the circus? We know your life was one up until last month but get with it love.
Little girls all over New Jersey will be delighted to know that Joe Jonas is a licensed babysitter in the area! Imagine leaving Joe in the house with two hormone -ridden young girls… there would be nothing left…
It seems that Madonna is officially over Guy Richie and shacked up with Alex Rodriguez. How do we know for sure I hear you ask…? Well she smiled at him during a show, so it must be true.
It would appear that Russell Brand has slept with just about every famous person’s granddaughter… First it was Andrew Sachs and now it’s the incredible Che Guevara’s granddaughter; Don’t these girls have any sleaze-detecting radars at all? Although I probably would, given the chance!
Our heart goes out to the family of Patrick Swayze after the terrible news that the star’s cancer has now spread to his liver. He has been preparing for the worst and saying goodbye to his friends and family; but we truly wish him well and continues to fight.
