You know you’re a dirty old man when you threaten not to release your latest single unless everyone buys a sex toy. Yes, Dave Stewart will only give his new single away to people who buy a special new vibrator. Face it Dave, no one cares and we’re all too busy having real sex. Unlike you.
It seems that the reason for the break up of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline might have been his own ambition. Or maybe it was because his wife was better than him and he can’t handle it… or maybe she realised how much of a slime ball he is… the list is endless really.
Here I was thinking that high-maintenance Jennifer Lopez would never feel threatened by another woman coming onto her man… but I guess even the most stunning girls get insecure sometimes… but getting jealous over Cilla Black…. come on Jen!
You really know the world hates you when Taco Bell launch a campaign against you… and on the receiving end is none other than our favourite Gangsta yo’ 50 Cent. Although I think his millions of fans might be more inclined to take his side and boycott the fast-food giant… Taco – B… don’t you know not to mess with Fiddy?
As if i’m supposed to bloody applaud Victoria Beckham for her ‘new’ toned body in preparation for hr underwear campaign? As far as I remember she has been stick thin for the past few years, so a bit of excercise isn’t going to make much of a difference!
