Saturdays notes

Eww, ssomeone pass me a glass for dirty old man Kid Rock’s false teeth. Okay, so he doesn’t have false teeth, but claiming he’s going to “Get Katy Perry Pregnant” makes me feel a little nauseated. Maybe he should stop being so vile and go to some sex education classes?

It looks as though Mariah Carey is going to prove all her critics wrong in her upcoming movie after her co-stars were blown away by her acting skills. I think her real skill is being a high maintenance diva… but that’s just cynical old me.

Oh there is a God… (not that I ever disputed that fact!) but super hot Justin Timberlake and super gay Lance Bass have sparked rumours of an N’ Sync reunion. Sign me up for tickets… I’m there… this is my chance to marry Justin! It even said in my horoscopes that my patience was to be rewarded!

Any fans of Ludacris will be over the moon to hear that they can check him out butt naked in a group shower. Okay, so he’s doing it for the Guinness Book of Records but girls, it’s your only chance to get lathered up with the big L… so get involved!

I’m not surprised that Nicole Kidman can’t sing in front of her husband Keith Urban. If I has a boyfriend who was an incredible singer I wouldn’t shame myself by singing in front of him; I’d just end up looking like a complete idiot. But I guess relationships should be comfortable enough to allow you to do whatever you want… hey; maybe they could be the next big break up?

Ruth xx

About Ruth

Word up! I am the music editor at FemaleFirst.co.uk. My favourite bands are Nightwish, Biffy Clyro and A Day To Remember. I do have rather biglove for the Now Thats What I Call Music CD's though. Katie Price annoys me but I love how she's made a name for herself by being annoying. That takes some work.
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