Laura’s Christmas Wish List!!! December 18, 2008

I cannot believe it is that time of year again, but hey I’m not complaining; all the more presents for me! and with that in mind I thought I’d share my Christmas wish list with you, my avid readers…

Well, I’d like Ed Westwick for Christmas please, because he’s yummy and I’ve only just noticed how yummy he is in recent months. Sure I’ve watched the first season of Gossip Girl, but omg he is muchhhh hotter in season 2, so can I have him please? Please!!!!

I’d also love to get Girls Aloud in my stocking, not the girls, just their CD will do fine thank you. I think the greatest hits would be best, because I love bopping along to The Show and Biology.

Then what I really need in my life is a Chanel 2.55 bag. Yes it’s pricey but it is also iconic and as a fashion writer, it would be rude for me to not own one. Patent black please…

Next, hmm.. how about the Dark Knight on DVD, because that was one of the best films I have ever seen, ever- that’s how good it was. It was even better because I saw it in New York on a random day at a random time and was blown away.

Now for the most outlandish and crazy thing ever (Ed maybe?!) no, ok well I would like to walk around New York for a day with Sarah Jessica Parker and go shopping… ooo, even better I’d like to feature in the sequel as Sarah’s (much) younger British friend who inherits her closet and shoes, and gets to go out with Smith. Well, if Samantha doesn’t want him….

Right, well feel free to put any of the above in my stocking this year…
Merry Christmas!

Laura xxx

Thursday Blunders December 18, 2008

I think there has been some mistake when it comes to the results of a survey that Simon Cowell is more successful than God. But then again, those folk on The X Factor are always having problems with their voting systems, so i couldn’t be surprised.

We do love a good old bitchfest, and the latest grown men to be having a pop at each other are Axl Rose and Slash from Guns n Roses. Slash isn’t in the band anymore so should stop sticking his oar in, but Axl, I can see why you’re bitter that no-one wants to play with you; but just grow up, and take those stupid corn rolls / dreadlock things out.

Now I have a tasty little treat for you all today, oh yes, find the video of Madonna decking it in Rio right here. I love the fact that she even tried to incorporate it into her dance routine thinking we wouldn’t notice! Sorry, but we see everything Grandma!

I was appalled to learn that Roadrunner Records have cut parts of Amanda Palmers music video because she looks; “too fat.” If I was as ‘fat’ as her I would be pretty happy… just because a woman doesn’t disappear when she turns to the side doesn’t make her fat. And I’d sort out the state of some of those other artists before you lay into the girls. A shower wouldn’t go amiss.

I must be a bad time over at the house of Eva Longoria and Tony Parker now that Eva has been banned from having sex with her husband so that he can go on tour with his basketball team. Talk about dedication to your job Tony. But with looks like that Eva, I’m sure there a plenty of blokes willing to give you some. Whilst the cat’s away….

Ruth xx