A Slice Of Saturday

Ouch! It much suck to be Madonna today after the man she’s been referring to as her boyfriend has turned round and announced they’re “just friends.” Poor Madonna looks a fool now,

How wonderful it must be to be married to Tom Cruise after her has revealed that he plans to whisk Katie Holmes away on a romantic cruise for her 30th Birthday. On second thoughts, my statement “How wonderful it must be to be married to Tom Cruise” Is quite possibly the worst thing I’ve ever said. I would rather marry a dinosaur.

Not content with one fix of reality TV, Britney Spears has announced plans to be a judge on Project Runway. Lets just hope this offering isn’t as abysmal as her X Factor performance… oh dear.. shall we never speak of it again?

It’s very rare you hear a musician urging a member of their band to go solo but Noel Gallagher is doing just that after thinking that his brother Liam would do far better on his own. Don’t do it Liam, music wouldn’t be the same without you lager louts!

It seems as the Oasis aren’t the only band on the verge of splitting either as Kevin Jonas has revealed a desire to go solo. Oh the teenage girls must be heartbroken!

Ruth xx

About Ruth

Word up! I am the music editor at FemaleFirst.co.uk. My favourite bands are Nightwish, Biffy Clyro and A Day To Remember. I do have rather biglove for the Now Thats What I Call Music CD's though. Katie Price annoys me but I love how she's made a name for herself by being annoying. That takes some work.
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