Sit down, take a deep breath and get ready for the best news you’ve heard this week…. Robbie Williams is angling for an invite back into take that. Could the five some finally be reunited.
Is there anyone that Madonna can’t alienate? Despite claiming to be ‘like a virgin’ the Material Girl has only gone and pissed off the Roman Catholic Church. Oh dear, guess your album sales will be down in 2009 love.
Now you can have Michael Jackson all over your hands… ooh, not as sticky as it sounds I promise; he’s actually auctioning things (not his body parts) off for charity. Not a children’s charity though I might add.
If you want to make a good impression on the American people it’s probably not a good idea to get an assault charge, but as it’s my secret crush (probably not secret any more though!) Vinnie Jones can come and do his community service punishment at my house. He can smash up my bedroom anytime… well not literally, i do have some nice things in there.
Don’t be fooled by the loved-up front of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie; apparently they spend their weekends shacked up with Brad’s ex Jennifer Aniston… that’s what Brad says anyway?
