Oh gosh, I think I just did a bit of sick in my mouth after learning that Simon Cowell is a ‘sex idol’? Whoever came to that conclusion must have their eyes painted on! Vomit!
Is it just me or is Britney Spears doing absolutely anything to get her name in the headlines at the minute? First she mimes her ass off on X Factor and now she’s rambling on about wanting a breast reduction. We love you Britney, but lets just focus on the music yeah? Keep your dignity for once.
The fact that Pete Doherty is going to join The Who for one night makes me fear for the life of quality music. Although ‘Who are you?’ is something Pete probably frequently asks himself after a night on the Heroin. Fun times ahead for Roger Daltrey.
I know that women can be demanding in the bedroom but Barbra Streisand insisting that the head of her bed is elevated at a certain angle is a bit insane… but i guess when you’re a celebrity you can ask for anything! I think I’d request a live tiger in my room.
If you need to add a bit of spice back into your relationship; take a leaf out of Christina Aguilera’s book and get your hands on some filthy sex games… Not filthy as in mud and stuff though… that’s just gross.
