STOP RIGHT THERE….if you were getting baby congratulation cards for Janet Jackson as she’s now denying the rumours that she’s pregnant. I just wish she and Jermaine Dupri would make up their bloody minds… we’re going to find out in nine months anyway – when she’s the size of a small house.
We know that miss Britney Spears couldn’t keep up the angel act forever, and now it seems she’s pissed of PETA. Oh dear, not a wise move Britters!
It seems that if you want to get anywhere in Hollywood you have to turn gay: cue Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan; but no, its not another story about then rowing outside a London Hotel. This time it’s Aubrey O’Day who has decided to bat for the other team. I wonder how long that will last…. until her next single maybe?
British music has been saved! (Sorry if you’re one of our million USA readers!) but Blur are back! Woo Hoo, Damian Albarn and friends have packed up their guitars and are heading back out on the road to fix everything that even went wrong in music…. toot too, get me a ticket!
If you thought Take That fans were a little bit crazy, you will never guess who caused a musical riot in London yesterday… No it wasn’t Madonna or Justin Timberlake, it was The X Factor’s JLS. It’s like Abbamania all over again!
In other X Factor news; guess who Amy Winehouse has set her massive pupils on now; no it’s not Camden’s local drug dealer… but the X Factor’s cute little Eoghan Quigg. Let’s hope he doesn’t get dragged into the dark clutches of the troubled star… although it could make an interesting article.
