Boys all over the world will be happy to hear that Katy Perry is back on the market for a new man. Although when she keeps warbling about kissing girls I wonder if it’s us ladies who should be locking our doors? Oh, and Travis…. if you need a shoulder to cry on; I have two.
Oh crikey, when I heard that Amy Winehouse had found a new ‘career’ I was relived that the world might have a break from her bizarre behaviour, but oh no, I should be so lucky. She’s only gone and got her oar stuck into fashion designing… which is weird because doesn’t she only ever were jeans and a vest?
Put the handbag away Kelly Osborne! Yes, the mouthy singer has only gone and announced that she would never marry in Vegas like Peaches Geldof, because it’s just not classy. First catfight of 2009 anyone? Ding Ding!
It seems that Heather Mills is following Sir Paul McCartney around like a bad smell after moving into his neighbourhood. Is she just completely mental, I mean if i knew someone really really hated me, the last thing I’d do is move onto their street. Oh the world of celebrities is so baffling at times.
And finally, could Kate Moss finally be fatter than me? Somehow I doubt that will ever be humanly possible, but with rumours that she’s pregnant… there could be hope on the horizon. Fingers crossed ladies.
