Monthly Archives: March 2009

Johnny Depp Is The Mad Hatter

It would seem that Lewis Carroll wrote Alice in Wonderland for the siple reason so Tim Burton could make a movie out of it, strange world, strange creatures is just up Burton’s street.

And naturally he has called upon the acting talents of a Mr Johnny Depp who will take on the role of the Mad Hatter. Unfortunately the movie isn’t released until 2010 so this image of Johnny in full Mad Hatter gear will have to put you on til then.

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Spanx Turns To Clothing

Those genius people behing Spanx underwear are in the middle of creating a  clothing line but is Spanx clothing really the way forward?

Sure Herve Leger’s bandage dress has been the only choice of outfits in Hollywood for a while but the women beneath the dresses are teeny tiny and have an army of trainers and assistants to keep them that way. Could you imagine a regular person in a dress like that.

Sure the magic fabric might keep you in but could you imagine the struggle trying to get out of it? Especially if you’re lucky enough to be undressed by a lovely bloke?!

What was supposed to be seductive could turn into something from the Chuckle Brothers as you shout “To me…to you” while you both tug on an end trying to get out of the dress!

We think we’ll stick to the magic pants for now, at least we can sneak to the bathroom to remove them ourselves!

Tuesday Celebrity In Focus

Now I know that everyone seems to be taking a shot at Lady Gaga at the moment, and the beast that is Mr Alan Donohoe has only been calling her a prostitute… come on mate, just because people want to see her naked and people tell you to put your clothes on…!

When we heard that Michael Jackson was planning to show up at Jade Goody’s funeral, we were a little baffled to say the least, I mean, I’ve never seen them falling out of an Essex club at four in the morning… However, don’t panic, they weren’t secret BFF’s and the Wacko won’t be heading to Jade’s funeral this weekend either.

Frankie Delgado looked like the potential suitor to prise Rihanna away from Chris Brown, but he dashed our hopes when he dismissed reports he’s the new man in Rihanna’s life. Oh well, we’re sure she’ll find a non wife-beater super soon.

Those Rapper types are never short of some “beef,” so I was hardly surprised when The Game challenged chart rival Bow Wow to another video game war as the follow up to their 2008 battle. Why, oh why can’t those boys just get along?

Madonna might find herself been a real hands-on Mum if her adoption of three year old Mercy goes ahead as fiver of her staff including two nannies have just walked out. Two personal assistants and a chauffeur have also quit. One complained about being on call 24 hours a day, seven days a week. Wonder if she had to wipe the singers bum too.

I knew there was a reason that we like to spend as much as we do! Apparently ladies, it’s all down to our menstrual cycle and at certain points during it, we are unable to control our urge to splurge. Never has a study made me smile so much, Topshop here I come…

Transformers actress Megan Fox wants to be seen as a serious actress rather than just a piece of big screen totty. However appearing semi naked on the front of Empire magazine isn’t really going to help her case to be taken seriously… put some clothes on love!

Ruth xx

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Lady GaGa – Love Or Loathe?

Now I know that everyone seems to be taking a shot at Lady Gaga at the moment, so as an informed music-ista I think it’s about time I have a good old say on the matter in hand.
First of all I must point out that I am very, very cross with Mr Alan Donohoe (that’s the frontman of The Rakes for you who haven’t actually heard of him and wonder why the HELL… he is slagging people off)

Anyway, he’s been gobbing off calling Lady Gaga a prostitute and even saying her hates her, errr, do you even know her Alan love? If not, here’s a handy hint… don’t go round saying you hate people you don’t even know because you might just end up marrying them.

He said, “I can’t stand Lady GaGa. She is basically selling crap to kids. I think she’s terrible and really ugly. I hate her. Leona Lewis seems dull but nice. She has standards, nice skin and can sing. Whereas Lady GaGa is trash and dresses like a prostitute.”

For anyone who has actually seen said Rakes member, they will know that he isn’t really in a position to diss anyone’s looks, because let’s face it, he’s no Justin Timberlake. Oh and, he has an album to promote, so I bet he’s hoping his little outburst is going to grab him a headline or two… tutut, piggybacking off Lady Gaga’s fame… she should shake her ‘prostitute’ ass in your Poker Face.
We find it really sad when singers need to diss other musicians to get their names in print… Lady Gaga, FemaleFirst love’s you…. But what do you guys think? Let us know!!

Read the full article here…. http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/entertainment/Lady+GaGa+Hated+By+Fellow+Musicians-65278.html

Ruth. xx
 

 

 

Monday Thoughts

It looks as though Lindsay Lohan’s modelling career is over before it has even begun, if Tyson Beckford has anything to say about it. The male model thinks Li-Lo hasn’t got what it takes to make it in the industry and lacks focus. Gee, we can’t think why…

Rihanna has added to her tattoo collection by getting a small handgun etched on her right side. Tattooist BangBang, said of the inking, “It’s powerful. It’s protection. At least that’s my interpretation of it.” The best form of protection Rihanna? Getting Chris Brown out of your life!

Over the years so many stars have snuffed it on the big screen, and let’s face it nine times out of ten they deserved it. However some movie deaths, and I know you are all thinking of Janet Leigh in the shower have gone on to be iconic.

He left Take That to forge a solo career but now that success has all but disappeared and Robbie Williams wants to return to the boy band. Who is he trying to kid? All he wants to do is cash in on the Take That boy’s fame just accept that the whole music thing is over stick to your UFO spotting!

Sunday Slice

The yeti bird known as Pixie Geldof is planning on launching a clothing line apparently. Fresh from her modelling stint at London Fashion Week, the fashionable Ms.G now wants to explore her career options and become a designer, despite having no formal qualifications. Humm…

Madonna’s plan to become the new Angelina Jolie is gathering pace as she is heading to Malawi to adopt a little girl. The adoption could be in trouble already though as a source from Malawi said, “Our official policy is that we do not encourage our children to be sent into broken homes.” If it goes ahead the girl will be Madonna’s fourth child, two to go to catch up with Ange Madge!

It’s fair to say that Joaquin Phoenix has lost the plot a bit of late, what the bloke needs is a good shower and a shave. Having turned his back on acting for a rap career, yes a rap career, what does the future hold for the Oscar nominated star?

She prances around on stage in nothing more than a leotard and she is older than her boyfriend’s father but that doesn’t seem to bother the Malawi Welfare Department as Madonna looks set to adopt again. It’s amazing what a lot of cash can do!

Saturday From FemaleFirst

Sex and The City is coming to London! Yes, really. Rejoice with me one and all as I celebrate this fabulous news. The only snag is that it’s not been confirmed yet, apparently Big cheats on Carrie in one of the storylines, oh and Samantha gets killed off. On second thoughts, maybe I’ll hold off on the celebration for now…

What’s the best way for a celeb to get rid of pesky paparazzi? Well if you’re Lindsay Lohan, get a gang of bikers to threaten the paps and scare them away! When Lindsay was going home from a night out she was surrounded by paparazzi until her bodyguard summoned over some hells angels to scare the paps off. Maybe someone should pass this tip on to Britney!

Warning to all you ladies who quite fancy a piece of James Bond he is cinema’s most dangerous lover. Take a look.

It seems that Britney Spears cannot keep her dancers under control after two of them were arrested for fighting with police. One of them got an officer in a headlock… good work!

Friday – Full On

Wearing just a cardigan, pearl necklace and high-heels is one way to get Karl Lagerfeld’s attention, but when you’re a bloke, it’s all the more disturbing. Baptiste Giabiconi modelled the unique look for the fashion legend recently, and has now become Lagerfeld’s new muse. Go figure!

There are some really important issues going on in the world at the minute, you know like the recession and oh, Scarlett Johansson’s new hair colour. Apparently, her newly dyed locks caused much frustration for Paris Vogue’s ed, Carine Roitfeld who was panicking Scarlett wouldn’t be recognised on the cover, and called an emergency meeting to discuss the top secret situation. Madness!

It seems Paris Hilton has gotten over Benji Madden quickly, her new bloke Doug Reinhardt has already proposed to the heiress. Don’t go imaging pink fluffy weddings just yet though, Paris hasn’t accepted. She told Doug she will think about his marriage offer. Unlucky Doug!

The lovely Robert Pattinson look like he might have been in the wars suffering a head injury on the set of New Moon. Me thinks the rest of the cast could be a little jealous of Robert’s success.

It seems that the intellectually stunted Jessica Simpson has more money than sense as she treated her dog to a gourmet meal. Get in the real world love!