Daily Archives: March 31, 2009

Johnny Depp Is The Mad Hatter

It would seem that Lewis Carroll wrote Alice in Wonderland for the siple reason so Tim Burton could make a movie out of it, strange world, strange creatures is just up Burton’s street.

And naturally he has called upon the acting talents of a Mr Johnny Depp who will take on the role of the Mad Hatter. Unfortunately the movie isn’t released until 2010 so this image of Johnny in full Mad Hatter gear will have to put you on til then.

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Spanx Turns To Clothing

Those genius people behing Spanx underwear are in the middle of creating a  clothing line but is Spanx clothing really the way forward?

Sure Herve Leger’s bandage dress has been the only choice of outfits in Hollywood for a while but the women beneath the dresses are teeny tiny and have an army of trainers and assistants to keep them that way. Could you imagine a regular person in a dress like that.

Sure the magic fabric might keep you in but could you imagine the struggle trying to get out of it? Especially if you’re lucky enough to be undressed by a lovely bloke?!

What was supposed to be seductive could turn into something from the Chuckle Brothers as you shout “To me…to you” while you both tug on an end trying to get out of the dress!

We think we’ll stick to the magic pants for now, at least we can sneak to the bathroom to remove them ourselves!

Tuesday Celebrity In Focus

Now I know that everyone seems to be taking a shot at Lady Gaga at the moment, and the beast that is Mr Alan Donohoe has only been calling her a prostitute… come on mate, just because people want to see her naked and people tell you to put your clothes on…!

When we heard that Michael Jackson was planning to show up at Jade Goody’s funeral, we were a little baffled to say the least, I mean, I’ve never seen them falling out of an Essex club at four in the morning… However, don’t panic, they weren’t secret BFF’s and the Wacko won’t be heading to Jade’s funeral this weekend either.

Frankie Delgado looked like the potential suitor to prise Rihanna away from Chris Brown, but he dashed our hopes when he dismissed reports he’s the new man in Rihanna’s life. Oh well, we’re sure she’ll find a non wife-beater super soon.

Those Rapper types are never short of some “beef,” so I was hardly surprised when The Game challenged chart rival Bow Wow to another video game war as the follow up to their 2008 battle. Why, oh why can’t those boys just get along?

Madonna might find herself been a real hands-on Mum if her adoption of three year old Mercy goes ahead as fiver of her staff including two nannies have just walked out. Two personal assistants and a chauffeur have also quit. One complained about being on call 24 hours a day, seven days a week. Wonder if she had to wipe the singers bum too.

I knew there was a reason that we like to spend as much as we do! Apparently ladies, it’s all down to our menstrual cycle and at certain points during it, we are unable to control our urge to splurge. Never has a study made me smile so much, Topshop here I come…

Transformers actress Megan Fox wants to be seen as a serious actress rather than just a piece of big screen totty. However appearing semi naked on the front of Empire magazine isn’t really going to help her case to be taken seriously… put some clothes on love!

Ruth xx

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