In possibly the most high profile adoption since, well, David Banda, > Madonna fame hasn’t been able to secure her latest Malawian child. It seems that fame can’t buy you everything these days… she can always get a Tiny Tears I guess.

Why is it that > Heidi Klum can get away with wearing the most outrageous fashion ever and still look gorgeous. Seriously, platform boots and a pom pom dress wouldn’t be what we’d call stylish, and yet Heidi managed to strut her stuff with confidence. Life is just not fair…

Living with > Charlotte Church sure doesn’t sound like a barrel of laughs. The singer is reported to have thrown out her boyfriend Gavin Henson after a row only to change her mind a few hours later and ask him back. Next time you can kip on our couch Gavin!

We’ve just heard that Destiny’s Child are getting back together, Steps are debating whether or not to give it another shot and the Specials are throwing in the towel on their reunion; but now > East 17 have decided it’s their turn to re-connect their microphones. See you down the front!

>Keira Knightley has teamed up with filmmaker for Joe Wright to produce a new advert about domestic abuse. The controversial advert sees the actress play a domestic abuse victim who is beaten by her boyfriend when she returns home from work.

Ruth xx

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