The world hasn’t stopped going on about Katie and Peter since they announced their split last week, first it was dreadful, then there were whispers that it was all an elaborated publicity stunt… oh, the rumour mill has been in overdrive.

Obviously I love it, it’s like a real addiction for me, I actually want to start a petition to get them back together; unless of course it is actually a publicity stunt – then I’d have just been fooled by the whole thing and will be super mad.

So, whilst the couple partake in “crisis talks” later this week, we’re keeping our fingers crossed that Katie’s ‘control’ over Peter will see her convince him to give their marriage another go, that is if she can learn to behave herself after all…

And as if Katie’s life couldn’t get any worse right now, she could also find herself hoiked off to prison after she’s been getting sunbathing topless out at her private villa in the Maldives – a practice which is strictly prohibited in the Muslim country. But erm, shouldn’t she be allowed to do what she wants in her ‘private villa?’ – those pesky paps, we’re certain that Jordan didn’t pay them to take sneaky photos of her to make sure she gets front page of The Sun… *cough cough.*

 

One thing’s for sure, it seem that Pete is finally standing his ground over this whole debacle… good on you Pete, we think you seem like a nice fellow… and we just adore Junior!

Would you sign our petition if we got Gordon Brown on the case? I’m thinking it would be something fun to brighten up the day… although, I don’t know how to make a petition, and I don’t think the government can force the couple together, although Katie and Peter do love spending… and it would seem that so do MP’s!

Ruth Harrison