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Ever since we heard that Rihanna was beaten at the hands of boyfriend Chris Brown, we’ve been calling for justice on her behalf, but it seems that Chris is pretty angry at having to step into court…Looking for a way out Chris? We thought so.

It seems we have more in common with Britney Spears than we thought. Ok we may not be worldwide superstars with a penchant for breakdowns but we are fans of the British high street like Britters. The singer wants her own private shopping session in Topshop. Don’t we all love.

Don’t panic everyone, to prevent any further outbreak of swine flu, designers have come up with some fashionable surgical masks for you to wear! Apparently they’re going to be marketed at high-end customers, who want to protect themselves and look stylish in doing so. Oh my god.

Despite the internet leak last month Underoath Tour Chronicles for your prying eyes too… so follow the little foxes on their tour; day by day… love it!

We’ve given you Fightstar, and now the super fantastic and gorgeous Madina Lake will take over FemaleFirst on Tuesday. Nathan Leone and Matthew Leone, Mateo Camargo and Dan Torelli will be wielding control over the site for one day only, and we want you to get involved in the show shebang! Head over to the music section to find out how

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