Big Brother: Day 5

During Day 5 of Big Brother, Kris thought it was time to reveal what he really thought of his housemates whilst Karly and Sophie bragged about being gay porn stars.

Kris Vs. Everyone

First of all, pretty boy Kris went into the Diary Room to chat with Big Brother about his impressions of the other housemates, although, they weren’t all rosy as he labelled some of the “nut jobs.”

The 24-year old gave his opinions on his fellow housemates and said; “There’s a few people I don’t get. It’s a bit shallow to say, but if I bumped into them outside I would have avoided them like the plague.”

Poor old Siavash’s name passed him by, and he begun to call him “teen wolf”, whilst it was Angel to whom he really stuck the knife in, saying; “If Angel came down the street doing her hissing thing at me…she was sucking an egg last night. That’s salmonella, you can catch from that!”

Sree: The Annoying Little Brother

Kris didn’t stop his barrage of his fellow inmates in the diary room though, after he and Marcus (Wolverine) have both agreed that the flirt-tastic Sree is like “an annoying little brother”.

 

During a conversation with Angel and Lisa, the pair went on to pull chunks out of the token foreign housemate, saying; “It’s like you get attached to him and then it’s like, I’d like to humour you but I haven’t got a clue what you’re on about.”

However, Lisa didn’t share the same annoyance towards Sree, instead targeting her rant at Freddie, whom she revealed had an annoying voice. Well, you’re one to talk aren’t you Lisa, we’ll have you know that Freddie has the voice of a true Englishman, not some unemployed bum.

However, Kris did speak favourably of few of the housemates, saying that he’s bonded with Charlie, Saffia and Lisa, and “loves Rodrigo to bits”.

Karly and Sophie: The Lesbians

Elsewhere, Karly and Sophie get the male housemates a little hot under the collar by telling them that they were both bisexual and had slept together… right girls.

 

 

 In fact, the pair claim that they actually worked on a porn movie called She’s the t***, I’m the a*** and were lovers who enjoyed spending all day in bed together… God, some people will do anything for fame! Unfortunately though, (and much to my annoyance) Cairon, Siavash and Freddie were totally sucked in by the pair’s deviance and obviously went to bed with a lot of food for thought.

Oh boys, why are you so gullible? The only film they’ve been in was made by a local lad from their estate.

Ruth. xx