Big Brother 10: Show One

The first full show of the series watches the housemates enter the house from the inside, and we watch in awe as Freddie baffles people with his bizarre voice and behaviour. But obviously it was Angel who created the most controversy, offering to train the housemates in professional boxing and talking almost non-stop in her thick Russian accent.

Once Sree had entered the house the fun really began, firstly by the fake wolverine, otherwise known as Marcus telling him that he had nothing to worry about and that no-one is planning to kill him. Brilliant! What a way to make someone feel uncomfortable.

Siavash is an instant hit with Angel as he sneakily tells her; “I can see we’re going to get on.” ooh, could this be our first love match of the series?

After the break the housemates are let into the rather un-exciting house and instructed that all of the non-housemates are banned from entering the bedrooms and are forced to wear clothes provided by Big Brother… the only problem is, with the outfits being everything from trousers to underwear, the housemates are forced to lose all inhibitions by completely stripping down and changing their underwear in front of everyone else!

In their private bedroom, Rodrigo and Noirin enjoy champagne and canapés – and just to twist the knife a little more, Big Brother says that any housemate who breaks the rules or doesn’t get full housemate status by Sunday could face eviction in the first eviction of the show on Sunday night. Ooh.

Sophia is a hit with Siavash and Sree, as Sree reads her palm, lavishes her with compliments and basically comes on to her for the duration of part two of the show.

In part three Big Brother rings the house on what I’ve dubbed the ‘bat phone’ and tells Lisa (who answers it) that she and a person of her choice can become the third and fourth housemates. Lisa chooses Kris and they venture into the diary room to tell everyone how they plan on pulling all the women in the house. This could be interesting…

Later on as the housemates start introducing each other, Freddie shares the information that he can be bisexual after; “a few tequlia’s” clearly this goes down well with the group, as he’s available for anyone!

Best at introducing herself has to be Sophia who tells the house about her illness Lupus and explains why she has a ‘real’ women’s body, with stretch marks… oh and she nearly died. Oh, and her sister dies of it too. Wow, she knows how to get the party going doesn’t she? I love her though, she seems so positive and grateful for life.

By the time the bedroom is open for the four fully fledged housemates, the rest of the clan try to conceal their disappointment my trying (and failing) to have a party rather than sleeping on the floor with just a crate for warmth.

Charlie comes to the Diary Room to beg for full housemate status whilst the other guys try and get some shut eye in preparation for their full day in the house… but we never find out what happens to lil ol’ Charlie… so fingers crossed for him and his fellow jail mates and good night.

Wow, one night in and I’m already hooked!

Ruth. xx