Big Brother sent in five slabs of fresh meat on Friday night, and as expected one or two of them have caused friction within the group before they’ve even been in a week.

So, although I’m kind of fed up, and confused, as to why everyone fancies Noirin – she’s not that beautiful – I’ve got to admit that as much as she annoys me, Marcus’ leering personality turns me off even more.

What with comments like; “lets cuddle” and on last nights show; “Come sit your sexy fu**ing arse down here right now.” he really makes my skin crawl, and I wish Noirin would turn round and stamp all over his creepy little bonfire.

Although Rex (BB9 housemate who was in the house last week) didn’t do him any favours by telling Marcus to carry on leeching after Noirin, now that Tom and his incredible arms have found their way into the house, Marcus has turned into the green eyed monster.

I mean, let’s face it, the only reason Marcus keeps banging on about how much of a “fu**ing wa*ker” Tom is because he can tell he and his beloved Noirin have a bit of a soft spot for each other, and he’s going to do everything in his power to stop it.

But, what has confused me is that when the original housemates were chatting in the living room last night, Marcus asked Noirin to let him give her a piggy back into the bedroom, give her a long hug and a “Noisy kiss on her neck so that he [Tom] can hear.”

Not weird at all you might think as it’s Marcus’ regular slime ball personality coming through, but what I found bizarre was their Noirin was laughing and saying ‘Yes, yes you can.” to which Marcus gleefully replied; “We’ll put egg on his face.”

Now, I know Noiring is a player in the house, but if she really did like Tom, why on earth would she thinking that hanging out with dirty old Wolverine wannabe would make him jealous? I mean, look at him!

What do you think though? Does Marcus make your skin crawl or would you choose Wolverine over the gun show that is Tom?

Ruth x