It has come to our attention at FemaleFirst HQ that many of you are confused as to how many kisses you should put on a text / email to a certain person… but now I think it’s time to end all this bewilderment.
Personally I put kisses on everything, texts and emails, even if it’s to someone I don’t know or have just been working on an article with, primarily because I think it makes it sound nicer, but our wonderful I.T guy seems to think that you should only put kisses if you would actually kiss them…
Now, do you reckon this is just because he’s a bloke and he doesn’t understand how us lady folk read into kisses as carrying subliminal messages, or do you think we’re just be hyper-sensitive about the whole shebang?
So, after a poll, or actually me just telling everyone what I think, here are what we reckon your boy shape or lady friend is trying to tell you via SMS….
0 Kiss – Oh dear, you’ve really pissed someone off now, no kisses clearly means you’re on a red card.
1 Kiss – Okay, so you’re not in as much trouble as you could be, but the SMS sender clearly has no desire to be in your company at the moment.
2 Kisses – Two kisses is a good balance, it’s the amount you put to your friends or someone when you’re complacent and everything is as it should be.
3 Kisses – Usually when a foxy boy shape is concerned, three kisses come out to send a message of; ‘Yes I’m interested in you, send three kisses back or you’ll break my heart’
4 or more kisses – Woo, kissing frenzy! I hope you popped some extra fresh mint in because the person who sent you this clearly wants these kisses to be turned into reality.
Do you agree? Care and share with me…
Ruth xx
(Two kisses – I love you all you sexy readers!)
