Crikey, IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m only just getting over the news of Katie Price and Peter Andre splitting up, but it seems the pair will be divorced by the time the sun goes down today. *sob*
WhatÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s really shocking though, is that it took my parents two years to finally split on paper, but Katie and Peter have done it in a swift couple of weeksÃ¢â‚¬Â¦ however, should they change their minds, the pair have six weeks to kiss and make upÃ¢â‚¬Â¦ not that I think Peter should be making any decisions like that when IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m offering my shoulder for him to weep on though!
A judge is expected to grant the former couple a decree nisi at the High Court in London today, and their marriage will be totally dissolved within the next six weeks; isnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t I funny how you flash all that cash on a giant pink dress and a priest for the marriage, and then you just end it rather unceremoniously a year or two later?
DonÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t be expecting any Heather Mills / Paul McCartney drama though (well anymore than weÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ve already had) because the pair have apparently already discussed financial arrangements and agreed to shared custody of their children. Pete signed a pre nuptial agreement before he trotted down the aisle back in 2005, so he wonÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t be getting any of her cash out of it, but with his new career as a popstar blooming, I donÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t think heÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ll be needing it.
But, as usual, Jordan / Katie wasnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t going to let Pete take the Ã¢â‚¬ËœgloryÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ of divorcing her, so she filed for divorce too, but unlucky for her, Pete get in there just before her, leaving Katie looking pretty daft. A legal source told Heatworld; “It’s nothing more than a petty snipe from Ms Price. It’s her way of saying, ‘I am not allowing you to divorce me Ã¢â‚¬â€œ instead I am going to divorce you’.
Oh deary me, do you think this could be the end of all the back biting? For the kids sake I hope so, but for the sole purpose of making headlines, I expect Katie will carry on regardlessÃ¢â‚¬Â¦ why stop what youÃ¢â‚¬â„¢re good at eh Pricey?