Chris Brown, what planet are you on mate? Is it just me, or does anyone else wonder why the heck he is still hoping to get back with his ex Rihanna?

I mean, don’t get me wrong, I’m sure they loved each other like salt and pepper, but after he gave her a backhander earlier this year, and left her looking rather like a giant purple and red balloon, we’re pretty sure she’s not interested.

Now we’re not wanting to speak for the Umbrella lady, but after Chris bumbled on to Hot 97 FM about how he felt about Rihanna, I was left feeling somewhat queasy, he said; “Feelings are feelings and they don’t go away overnight, especially if you sit down and be like, ‘Look, I’m [going to] really be in this relationship with you. Past whatever the case, past our busy schedules, past us being two of the biggest artists.’ I really care about her.”

Well, note to Chris, you WERE one of the biggest artists… and now Rihanna is hanging out with Jay-Z and Justin Timberlake, I think it’s probably a case of ‘Chris who?’ especially when he tried to get our sympathy by moaning; “That was one of the most embarrassing things for me, because of my image and who I was as a young role model to a lot of kids. ‘It was hard for me.”

Err, hard for you? What about poor old Rihanna who couldn’t go out without a face full of make up for a month and who’s probably terrified that the next man she falls for will do the same thing?

Seriously, is Chris Brown completely bonkers? Do you think Rihanna should actually give him another chance?

Ruth.xx