Matt’s Saturday Shiner

Jesse Metcalfe says he was a little embarressed to get out of bed following filming of bed scenes with Eva Longoria-Parker, Eva obviously didn’t notice, Jesse had a hard-on… story so does that indicate he’s a bit challenged down there.. but then again what does Tony think about it. hmmmmm

What now for the Sugababes all the rows fights and sackings and Amelle Berrabah goes into rehab. I predict that this is the beginning of the end, could it be the motive all along had been to go solo – time will tell.

Jordan (my favorite attention seeker) is bragging about her wild shagging with lover Alex Reid when he’s in drag she says she loves dolling up the cross-dressing cage fighter in frocks and fake lashes before bedding him, how desperate is she to keep on the front pages

Anton du Beke has been put under guard for tonights Strictly Come Dancing. The attack on Leona Lewis has put the BBC on guard – the 43-year-old sparked fury when he said show partner Laila Rouass “looked like a P*ki” after a spray tan earlier this month and the BBC are concerned it may all kick off.. well beeb thats sure to boost rating as audiences tune in to watch for a possible punch up.