Hello readers and welcome to “the blog.” This is where I, Rhys from GLC, get to tell you about stuff.
Recently, I have been travelling around the country as we are on tour so I get to see the full spectrum of human society, from mutants to the seriously deformed.
This is a glorious country that we live in and we should all be proud to be part of it. The culture, the food, they way we are to each other and the way we drink, drink ’till we feel no more pain.
Obviously there are a few problems with this country but hey, we have a JD Weatherspoons in every town and you can even win money on the lottery.
Recently we were in Blackpool, wow – amazing, it’s full of proper deformed people. We went to Pizza Hut, that was amazing. They didn’t know how to cook pizza and the toilet had blood all over the walls, it’s my kind of town. Out the window of the Pizza Hut we saw this guy with one giant leg , we called him “Big Leg,” he was cool. If anyone knows him or has seen him get in touch.
Some of the other problems we have in this country that I see as we travel around is the food. Christ, it’s rubbish. What is wrong with people? We have the blandest most rubbish food in the world. Ever wonder why aliens have never landed here? Its because the food sucks so much ass.
The thing is we can all do better with the food, one of the women in the FemaleFirst office said she didn’t even know what a Butter Nut Squash is, she only eats baked potatoes and beans. Nothing wrong with that you might say, well you will die, you will be dead in ten years if you carry on like that.
Another thing………. you have to stop smoking. It will kill you. Why not do something with your life? Become a serial killer or something. Look at Fred West or Peter Sutcliff, they are adored by millions.
Anyway you’ve got to be proud to be what you are. If you see someone with a smart car like a brand new Mondeo or a VW Golf most people think “what a bellend,” or “they must be a drug dealer or a footballer.” What we should be thinking is, “if I work hard I could have one of those.”
The message I guess I’m trying to get across is this ….. NEVER SETTLE FOR LESS! That and Blackpool is full of mutants. You cant even get a decent curry.
Rhys. xx
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Ahhhhhhh the bloke with the ‘big leg’ probably has Proteus Syndrome…I watch documentaries and have never been to Blackpool.